I, Import​-​Export Mariachi

by Larry Bang Bang & 14 International Friends

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1.
Konnichiwa 01:51
KONNICHIWA Konnichiwa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka Sashimi Konban‘ wa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka Shizuoka Ichi ni san chi go roku sichi hachi kyu chu Konnichiwa  kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka no kami Konban’wa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka Sakura
2.
SHIRT THAT FITS I got a shirt that fits I got a fist that hits I got a shirt that fits I got a fist that hits I got a shirt that fits me got a fist that hits you I’m a dirty old man I do the best that I can I am a grumpy old man I do the worst that I can you better get down on your knees or I will call the police Do you think I’m hot Who thinks I’m not Do you think I’m hot Who thinks I’m not You gotta watch me dance in my pervy neon pants There ain’t no Luck There ain’t no Fuck No Luck for me No fuck for you I got a shirt that fits I got a fist that hits I got a shirt that fits I got a fist that hits you've got big tits I got a shirt that fits
3.
THE BAR OF BROKEN DREAMS I’ve been a fool in an unfriendly terrain been chasing love amongst idiots for years Got nothing but trouble and pain and I almost went insane You can find me here still in the bar of broken dreams Some folks say that still waters were grounding deep Some folks are easy to get but hard to keep I’ve been swimming in shallow waters I’ve been wading through the mud And everybody knows whats deepest first that is the cut I’ve been a fool in an unfriendly terrain been chasing love amongst idiots for years Got nothing but trouble and pain and it all was just in vain You can find me here still in the bar of broken dreams
4.
Marianne 04:13
MARIANNE I don’t believe in Vitamins and i don’t understand how you can aren’t they totally overrated and absolutely needless Vitamins A, B, C ... L, M, N, O Oh look at me while your tears melt with the rain - Marianne but who sais Vegetables do not feel pain yes they can, yes they can Those Chicken Wings how they’re making me sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad making me sad, making me sad they make so sad You refuse to eat anything that farts you order raw carrots as a starter you like your tomato as a main dish and your apple for dessert Oh – Vitamins they might just suck my hairy balls till they are bald Medium rare, medium rare eat no bunnies and no lamb not even beef You are skinny like a stick you dont‘ get much sun that’s why you’re not tanned oh Marianne what has come first: the egg or the hen? Sometimes you taste like oysters and your skin smells like ham that’s when it is still hard, hard to believe you’re vegetarian Oh Marianne
5.
No Worries 04:30
NO WORRIES There’s a star on your face Inspiration in the air Kookaburras in the trees Little horses on the race No worries today No hurries today File your nails in the park ignore the toxic swordtoothed shark Knäck away on Halfmoon Bay Beyond paradise we stay Laughing Waters – Hanging loose with transcendental Kangaroos dream a little Bushwick-Dream (on upper Sydney-Road) froggy pies on sour cream
6.
SINGKONG KEJU Kau bilang cinta padaku aku bilang pikir dulu selera kita terlalu jauh berbeda Parfum mu dari Paris sepatumu dari Italy kau bilang demi gengsi semua serba luar negeri Manakah mungkin mengikuti caramu yang penuh hura-hura Aku suka jaipong kau suka disko oh...oh...oh Aku suka singkong kau suka keju oh...oh...oh Aku dambakan seorang gadis yang sederhana Aku ini hanya anak singkong aku hanya anak singkong
7.
Gasoline Man 03:57
GASOLINE MAN I’m the man with the Gasoline can a box of matches in my red right hand nobody thought it’d ever get that bad and i would be the last to care to make you sad I’m a timebomb and i can’t resist I will just explode when i’m getting pissed (WATCH OUT!) When i hear him come I hide away He’s always got a match and a gasoline can Yeah when i hear him come I hide away He’s mad, he’s episodic and he’s got his can I’m under pressure like an autoclave you better take care not to cross my path Oh well I know you’ve got some lesson to learn and i’ll make sure that those matches burn Aggression is my Passion I don’t need any gun to get out there and have some serious fun Don’t you bother me don’t mess around with B.B. Dont‘ give a shit what other names they call me I’m a sadistic Terrorist they call me Gasoline Man blind anger is my motivation I’m unpredictable and i can be cruel and i know where you live and where your kids go to school
8.
I LOST MY HEART I lost my heart between your legs we never had anything but sex There was a time you spent with me now that you’re gone now i can clearly see: There ain’t no rose for you no cake and no champagne Just pure hard sex, a lot of joy includes a little pain Well it takes two to tango and it takes two to fuck And it takes two for kissing and it sure takes two to suck I lost my mind between your thighs i never cared about your deep blue eyes I really wish that we could meet again Doesn’t matter where It’s not important when There ain’t no rose for you no feelings no cocaine Just pure hard sex, a lot of joy includes a little pain Well it takes two to tango and it takes two to fuck And it takes two for kissing and it sure takes two to suck
9.
THE HOLLOW TOOTH Once, there was a little man and he had a hollow tooth and in the tooth there was a little box and in the box, there was a little Paper that said: Once, there was a little man and he had a hollow tooth and in the tooth there was a little box and in the box, there was a little Hole and through the hole – just as spying through the bathroom window of a tiny little house you could spot a little cow standing in front of the mirror and getting dressed for her best friends little birthday-party tonight. And as the cow put her magic make-up on, she turned into a magic cow and Magic Cow walked down the road and turned into a field, where her best friend, the little mexican dog Sambu, was already waiting for her. Well, Sambu had baked a tasty little birthday-cake for herself and the magic cow - but that wasn’t quite an average cake‚ cause inside the cake, there was a giant Surprise-egg. And out of the Egg popped a friendly little Fairy with froggy Hair and a bottle of wine in each Hand: A red wine and a white wine. And the Fairy mixed both of them together and was serving the most delicious supernatural Rosé to Sambu and the magic Cow. And as they drank the wine they got a little dizzy and they leaned back in the grass, gently knäcking away and fell into a mutual dream. And in the dream they were laying back in the grass and looked up into the epic treecrowns above them and watched them waving in the wind. As if they were under water. Waving in the current of a prehistoric ocean. And meanwhile, a Space-Siren was watching the whole scene from a far distant moon through her lingering goggely right eye and sent her blessings down upon our cozy little dreamy friends. And her left eye was blind, but through her third eye she was observing a remote galaxy, that was just around the corner. And in the other galaxy, a pack of oily-shiny extraterrestrian Robo-Horses was celebrating and extatically dancing around a newborn fuzzy Tuna Planet. And one of the Robo-Horses had an empty battery and was in urgent danger of getting swallowed by a black hole passing by in any moment. And – "Knock Knock" – through the greasy gravy-dripping mouth of the black hole, you could enter into another dimension. And in the other dimension there was a bunch of Alien-Bogans celebrating Extra-Sausage-Day and slurping malayan hot-dogs. And in one of the hot dogs there was a secret radio. And inside the radio, there was a little live-music-venue. And in the Venue there was a tiny little stage, decorated with fluorescent velvet and satin. And on the stage there was a man with a guitar and a cowboy-hat, telling a neverending lullaby-story. And if you took a closer look, you could recognize it was the swiss Import-Export-Mariachi Larry Bang Bang! And at that very moment, Larry was finally finishing his storytelling and went back into the song (which was written in D, G, e-minor and A, and Larry sang: "Once there was a little man..."
10.
INVISIBELLE She’s shy like a deer she’s hiding from me she disappears right behind that red tree she’s already gone won’t see her again she’s so shy Her words they are true her beauty is real her voice is so dark her nerves are of steel the style of your smile the proof of your move remind me of her She’s so shy like the sunshine in this country she’s so shy like a mountain underground and there is nothing I can do to get hold of her she’s so shy She’s not really here and all I can hear the humming of birds the sound of the trees the buzzing of bees reminds me of her And all I’ve got are fucking memories of how she used to love me we were happy young in love and holding hands
11.
Adijo 03:01
ADIJO Vsak pozdrav sledi slovo! Tako, da je sedaj išcejo zabavo veselja in tolazbe v tem zapisu Cas, da se poslovite. Kot gasilci po pozaru ali mrozev ljubezni po ekstazi ful dobro, recem tiho in koncno Adijo. Konec - je bila predvidljiva od zacetka casov - znamenja je bil vedno od gasilec spremenila predvidljiva nas prezema znamenja Nehvalezno verjamejo nevednosti Glavice! Paranoje - srce mrtvi so veseli - ko umres! At the end was predictable - from the beginning the times - signs... It has always been - the fireman - predictable change - we permeate signs Ungrateful - Believe in ignorance Tiny heads Paranoia - The hearts of the dead they are happy when you die - Bye!
12.
KONNICHIWA Konnichiwa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka Sashimi Konban‘ wa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka Shizuoka Ichi ni san chi go roku sichi hachi kyu chu Konnichiwa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka no kami Konban’wa kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban kore wa nan desu ka Sakura
13.
BABY WALKING Baby walking down the street baby hurt me that it bleeds it’s your smile it’s your smile Baby show me all your teeth baby show me also your tits it’s your smile it’s your smile You really know to make me feel fine make me feel fine make me feeeeel so fine Baby walking down the street baby hurt me that it bleeds it’s your smile it’s your smile it’s your smile

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Larry Bang Bang & 14 International Special Guests - Produced by Olifr M. Guz

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released March 3, 2017

Featuring Larry Bang Bang, Olifr M. Guz, Louise Terra, Anto Macaroni, BJ Morriszonkle, David McMilhouse, Sooji Kim, Franco Hero, Dr. Gugek, Jurgo Plussovac, Tom Combo, Angelica Estrella, Rona Marliana, Marcel Forrer, Pikkle Henning

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LARRY BANG BANG Zürich, Switzerland

Salami TX born and Zurich based Larry jumps around the globe and around his merry soul to tell you stories of serious fun in english and other exotic languages picked up along his rather adventurous ways...

In 2017 he released the epic Album "I, Import-Export Mariachi" , recorded in 4 Studios on 4 Continents in 4 Languages together with 14 international Friends, and produced by
Olifr M. Guz.
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