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Once, there was a little man
and he had a hollow tooth
and in the tooth
there was a little box
and in the box,
there was a little Paper
that said:

Once, there was a little man
and he had a hollow tooth
and in the tooth
there was a little box
and in the box,
there was a little Hole

and through the hole –
just as spying through
the bathroom window
of a tiny little house
you could spot a little cow
standing in front of the mirror
and getting dressed
for her best friends little
birthday-party tonight.
And as the cow put her magic
make-up on, she turned into
a magic cow and Magic Cow
walked down the road and
turned into a field,
where her best friend,
the little mexican dog Sambu,
was already waiting for her.
Well, Sambu had baked a tasty
little birthday-cake for herself
and the magic cow - but that
wasn’t quite an average cake‚
cause inside the cake,
there was a giant Surprise-egg.
And out of the Egg
popped a friendly little Fairy
with froggy Hair and a bottle
of wine in each Hand:
A red wine and a white wine.
And the Fairy mixed
both of them together
and was serving the most
delicious supernatural Rosé
to Sambu and the magic Cow.

And as they drank the wine
they got a little dizzy
and they leaned back in the grass,
gently knäcking away
and fell into a mutual dream.
And in the dream
they were laying back in the grass
and looked up into the epic treecrowns
above them and watched them waving
in the wind.
As if they were under water.
Waving in the current
of a prehistoric ocean.

And meanwhile, a Space-Siren
was watching the whole scene
from a far distant moon through
her lingering goggely right eye
and sent her blessings down upon
our cozy little dreamy friends.

And her left eye was blind,
but through her third eye she was
observing a remote galaxy, that was
just around the corner.
And in the other galaxy, a pack of
oily-shiny extraterrestrian Robo-Horses
was celebrating and extatically dancing
around a newborn fuzzy Tuna Planet.
And one of the Robo-Horses had an
empty battery and was in urgent danger
of getting swallowed by a black hole
passing by in any moment.
And – "Knock Knock" –
through the greasy gravy-dripping mouth
of the black hole, you could enter into
another dimension.
And in the other dimension
there was a bunch of Alien-Bogans
celebrating Extra-Sausage-Day and
slurping malayan hot-dogs.
And in one of the hot dogs
there was a secret radio.
And inside the radio, there was
a little live-music-venue.
And in the Venue there was
a tiny little stage, decorated
with fluorescent velvet and satin.
And on the stage there was a man
with a guitar and a cowboy-hat,
telling a neverending lullaby-story.
And if you took a closer look,
you could recognize it was
the swiss Import-Export-Mariachi
Larry Bang Bang!
And at that very moment,
Larry was finally finishing
his storytelling and went back
into the song
(which was written in D, G,
e-minor and A, and Larry sang:

"Once there was a little man..."


from I, Import​-​Export Mariachi, released March 3, 2017


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LARRY BANG BANG Zürich, Switzerland

Salami TX born and Zurich based Larry jumps around the globe and around his merry soul to tell you stories of serious fun in english and other exotic languages picked up along his rather adventurous ways...

In 2017 he released the epic Album "I, Import-Export Mariachi" , recorded in 4 Studios on 4 Continents in 4 Languages together with 14 international Friends, and produced by
Olifr M. Guz.
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