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Larry Bang Bang & 14 International Special Guests - Produced by Olifr M. Guz

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released March 3, 2017

Featuring Larry Bang Bang, Olifr M. Guz, Louise Terra, Anto Macaroni, BJ Morriszonkle, David McMilhouse, Sooji Kim, Franco Hero, Dr. Gugek, Jurgo Plussovac, Tom Combo, Angelica Estrella, Rona Marliana, Marcel Forrer, Pikkle Henning

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LARRY BANG BANG Zürich, Switzerland

Salami TX born and Zurich based Larry
jumps around the globe and his merry soul to tell you stories of serious fun in english and other strange languages picked up along his rather adventurous ways...

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Track Name: Konnichiwa
KONNICHIWA

Konnichiwa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka Sashimi
Konban‘ wa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka Shizuoka

Ichi ni san chi go
roku sichi hachi kyu chu

Konnichiwa 
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka no kami
Konban’wa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka Sakura
Track Name: Shirt that fits
SHIRT THAT FITS

I got a shirt that fits
I got a fist that hits
I got a shirt that fits
I got a fist that hits
I got a shirt that fits me
got a fist that hits you


I’m a dirty old man
I do the best that I can
I am a grumpy old man
I do the worst that I can
you better get down
on your knees
or I will call the police

Do you think I’m hot
Who thinks I’m not
Do you think I’m hot
Who thinks I’m not
You gotta watch me dance
in my pervy neon pants


There ain’t no Luck
There ain’t no Fuck
No Luck for me
No fuck for you

I got a shirt that fits
I got a fist that hits
I got a shirt that fits
I got a fist that hits
you've got big tits
I got a shirt that fits
Track Name: Bar of broken Dreams
THE BAR OF BROKEN DREAMS

I’ve been a fool
in an unfriendly terrain
been chasing love
amongst idiots for years
Got nothing but trouble and pain
and I almost went insane
You can find me here still
in the bar of broken dreams

Some folks say that still waters
were grounding deep
Some folks are easy to get
but hard to keep
I’ve been swimming
in shallow waters
I’ve been wading
through the mud
And everybody knows
whats deepest first
that is the cut

I’ve been a fool
in an unfriendly terrain
been chasing love
amongst idiots for years
Got nothing but trouble and pain
and it all was just in vain
You can find me here still
in the bar of broken dreams
Track Name: Marianne
MARIANNE

I don’t believe in Vitamins
and i don’t understand
how you can
aren’t they totally overrated
and absolutely needless
Vitamins A, B, C ... L, M, N, O
Oh look at me
while your tears melt
with the rain - Marianne
but who sais Vegetables
do not feel pain
yes they can, yes they can

Those Chicken Wings
how they’re making me
sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad
making me sad, making me sad
they make so sad

You refuse to eat
anything that farts
you order raw carrots
as a starter
you like your tomato
as a main dish
and your apple for dessert
Oh – Vitamins
they might just suck
my hairy balls till they are bald
Medium rare, medium rare
eat no bunnies and no lamb
not even beef
You are skinny like a stick
you dont‘ get much sun
that’s why you’re not tanned
oh Marianne
what has come first:
the egg or the hen?

Sometimes you taste like oysters
and your skin smells like ham
that’s when it is still hard,
hard to believe you’re vegetarian
Oh Marianne
Track Name: No Worries
NO WORRIES

There’s a star on your face
Inspiration in the air
Kookaburras in the trees
Little horses on the race

No worries today
No hurries today

File your nails in the park
ignore the toxic
swordtoothed shark
Knäck away
on Halfmoon Bay
Beyond paradise we stay

Laughing Waters –
Hanging loose
with transcendental Kangaroos
dream a little Bushwick-Dream
(on upper Sydney-Road)
froggy pies on sour cream
Track Name: Singkong Keju
SINGKONG KEJU

Kau bilang cinta padaku
aku bilang pikir dulu
selera kita
terlalu jauh berbeda

Parfum mu dari Paris
sepatumu dari Italy
kau bilang demi gengsi
semua serba luar negeri

Manakah mungkin
mengikuti caramu
yang penuh hura-hura

Aku suka jaipong
kau suka disko
oh...oh...oh

Aku suka singkong
kau suka keju
oh...oh...oh

Aku dambakan
seorang gadis
yang sederhana

Aku ini hanya
anak singkong
aku hanya
anak singkong
Track Name: Gasoline Man
GASOLINE MAN

I’m the man
with the Gasoline can
a box of matches
in my red right hand

nobody thought
it’d ever get that bad
and i would be the last
to care to make you sad

I’m a timebomb
and i can’t resist
I will just explode
when i’m getting pissed

(WATCH OUT!)

When i hear him come
I hide away
He’s always got a match
and a gasoline can
Yeah when i hear him come
I hide away
He’s mad, he’s episodic
and he’s got his can

I’m under pressure
like an autoclave
you better take care
not to cross my path

Oh well I know
you’ve got
some lesson to learn
and i’ll make sure
that those matches burn

Aggression is my Passion
I don’t need any gun
to get out there
and have some serious fun

Don’t you bother me
don’t mess around with B.B.
Dont‘ give a shit
what other names they call me
I’m a sadistic Terrorist
they call me Gasoline Man
blind anger
is my motivation
I’m unpredictable
and i can be cruel
and i know where you live
and where your kids go to school
Track Name: I lost my Heart
I LOST MY HEART

I lost my heart
between your legs
we never had
anything but sex
There was a time
you spent with me
now that you’re gone
now i can clearly see:

There ain’t no rose for you
no cake and no champagne
Just pure hard sex, a lot of joy
includes a little pain
Well it takes two to tango
and it takes two to fuck
And it takes two for kissing
and it sure takes two to suck


I lost my mind
between your thighs
i never cared
about your deep blue eyes
I really wish
that we could meet again
Doesn’t matter where
It’s not important when

There ain’t no rose for you
no feelings no cocaine
Just pure hard sex, a lot of joy
includes a little pain
Well it takes two to tango
and it takes two to fuck
And it takes two for kissing
and it sure takes two to suck
Track Name: The Hollow Tooth
THE HOLLOW TOOTH

Once, there was a little man
and he had a hollow tooth
and in the tooth
there was a little box
and in the box,
there was a little Paper
that said:

Once, there was a little man
and he had a hollow tooth
and in the tooth
there was a little box
and in the box,
there was a little Hole

and through the hole –
just as spying through
the bathroom window
of a tiny little house
you could spot a little cow
standing in front of the mirror
and getting dressed
for her best friends little
birthday-party tonight.
And as the cow put her magic
make-up on, she turned into
a magic cow and Magic Cow
walked down the road and
turned into a field,
where her best friend,
the little mexican dog Sambu,
was already waiting for her.
Well, Sambu had baked a tasty
little birthday-cake for herself
and the magic cow - but that
wasn’t quite an average cake‚
cause inside the cake,
there was a giant Surprise-egg.
And out of the Egg
popped a friendly little Fairy
with froggy Hair and a bottle
of wine in each Hand:
A red wine and a white wine.
And the Fairy mixed
both of them together
and was serving the most
delicious supernatural Rosé
to Sambu and the magic Cow.

And as they drank the wine
they got a little dizzy
and they leaned back in the grass,
gently knäcking away
and fell into a mutual dream.
And in the dream
they were laying back in the grass
and looked up into the epic treecrowns
above them and watched them waving
in the wind.
As if they were under water.
Waving in the current
of a prehistoric ocean.

And meanwhile, a Space-Siren
was watching the whole scene
from a far distant moon through
her lingering goggely right eye
and sent her blessings down upon
our cozy little dreamy friends.

And her left eye was blind,
but through her third eye she was
observing a remote galaxy, that was
just around the corner.
And in the other galaxy, a pack of
oily-shiny extraterrestrian Robo-Horses
was celebrating and extatically dancing
around a newborn fuzzy Tuna Planet.
And one of the Robo-Horses had an
empty battery and was in urgent danger
of getting swallowed by a black hole
passing by in any moment.
And – "Knock Knock" –
through the greasy gravy-dripping mouth
of the black hole, you could enter into
another dimension.
And in the other dimension
there was a bunch of Alien-Bogans
celebrating Extra-Sausage-Day and
slurping malayan hot-dogs.
And in one of the hot dogs
there was a secret radio.
And inside the radio, there was
a little live-music-venue.
And in the Venue there was
a tiny little stage, decorated
with fluorescent velvet and satin.
And on the stage there was a man
with a guitar and a cowboy-hat,
telling a neverending lullaby-story.
And if you took a closer look,
you could recognize it was
the swiss Import-Export-Mariachi
Larry Bang Bang!
And at that very moment,
Larry was finally finishing
his storytelling and went back
into the song
(which was written in D, G,
e-minor and A, and Larry sang:

"Once there was a little man..."
Track Name: Invisibelle (Classic Version)
INVISIBELLE

She’s shy like a deer
she’s hiding from me
she disappears right
behind that red tree
she’s already gone
won’t see her again
she’s so shy

Her words they are true
her beauty is real
her voice is so dark
her nerves are of steel
the style of your smile
the proof of your move
remind me of her

She’s so shy like the sunshine
in this country
she’s so shy like a mountain
underground
and there is nothing I can do
to get hold of her
she’s so shy


She’s not really here
and all I can hear
the humming of birds
the sound of the trees
the buzzing of bees
reminds me of her

And all I’ve got are
fucking memories
of how she used to love me
we were happy young in love
and holding hands
Track Name: Adijo
ADIJO

Vsak pozdrav sledi slovo!
Tako, da je sedaj išcejo
zabavo veselja in tolazbe
v tem zapisu

Cas, da se poslovite.
Kot gasilci po pozaru
ali mrozev ljubezni
po ekstazi ful dobro,
recem tiho in koncno Adijo.

Konec - je bila
predvidljiva
od zacetka
casov - znamenja
je bil vedno
od gasilec spremenila
predvidljiva nas prezema
znamenja

Nehvalezno verjamejo
nevednosti Glavice!
Paranoje - srce mrtvi
so veseli - ko umres!

At the end
was predictable -
from the beginning
the times - signs...

It has always been -
the fireman -
predictable change -
we permeate signs

Ungrateful -
Believe in ignorance
Tiny heads
Paranoia -
The hearts of the dead
they are happy
when you die - Bye!
Track Name: Konnichiwa Remix by GUZ
KONNICHIWA

Konnichiwa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka Sashimi
Konban‘ wa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka Shizuoka

Ichi ni san chi go
roku sichi hachi kyu chu

Konnichiwa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka no kami
Konban’wa
kore wa nan desu ka no ichiban
kore wa nan desu ka Sakura
Track Name: Baby Walking Remix by GUZ
BABY WALKING

Baby walking down the street
baby hurt me that it bleeds
it’s your smile
it’s your smile

Baby show me all your teeth
baby show me also your tits
it’s your smile
it’s your smile

You really know to make me feel fine
make me feel fine
make me feeeeel so fine

Baby walking down the street
baby hurt me that it bleeds
it’s your smile
it’s your smile
it’s your smile